It’s a little-known fact that the global sport of underwater soccer was started by a boy nicknamed Messy (not
because he played like the greatest player ever to have lived, but because he never had a bath). One day his mum
finally snapped and tossed him into the bath, ball and all. But instead of washing, Messy held his breath and started
dribbling the ball underwater and kicking with such flair that his parents invited the world’s media and recruiters
from top clubs to witness the spectacle. Soon Messy was crowned with the golden soap, led a team of grubby
individuals to victory in the bathtub World Cup and created his own Messy line of apparel, merchandise and cologne.
This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the
environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.
Our latest skincare treatment has been scientifically proven by medical-type professionals who are massive on TT, that getting stung by any sort of jellyfish helps keep your skin young and supple. Which is why our latest swimwear is woven with the stinging tentacles of jellyfish and blue bottles. After you’ve worn our swimwear, you’ll need to regularly purchase our anti-sting treatment to help relieve the pain that you will experience. But at the end of it all you will look and feel amazing and we’ll have pocketed your hard earned money. This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!
