Funky Trunks Clean Marine Boy's Sidewinder Trunks
Funky Trunks Clean Marine Boy's Sidewinder Trunks
For years our expert recommendations to the top brass of militaries around the world have fallen on deaf ears. But finally, with declining enlistments plaguing their ability to recruit future soldiers, our suggestions are being taken on board and actively implemented. Addressing focus group feedback that soldiers don’t like being dirty and mucky all the time, every soldier is now issued with a manicure kit and swimwear suitable for exfoliating body scrubs, healing salt baths, and wellness spas. As the new motto goes: a mean marine is a clean marine.
This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.
Our latest skincare treatment has been scientifically proven by medical-type professionals who are massive on TT, that getting stung by any sort of jellyfish helps keep your skin young and supple. Which is why our latest swimwear is woven with the stinging tentacles of jellyfish and blue bottles. After you’ve worn our swimwear, you’ll need to regularly purchase our anti-sting treatment to help relieve the pain that you will experience. But at the end of it all you will look and feel amazing and we’ll have pocketed your hard earned money. This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!