Funky Trunks Try Blue Men's Fast Training Jammers

£33.33 GBP

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We recently signed an NDA with a top military science department inside the Department of Defence to embed triangles into our swimwear. Each triangle is calibrated to a speciﬁc gamma irradiation threshold, triggering cellular mutation on contact. So if the military ever need to call up a civilian to ﬁll a superhero role, they can count on us to volunteer one of our customers who ordered this print. Of course we can’t disclose any of these details publicly, so just act normally until you receive an invitation to travel to a secret miliary base.

Let’s get the clothes off and jam together. I’ll give you hip-to-knee coverage with contoured panelling, flatlock stitching and front pouch lining.

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and above your knee. I’m branded with a rubber print Funky Trunks logo and made for durability, warmth and comfort whenever we jam together. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.