Funky Trunks Royal Wave Men's Sidewinder Trunks

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the bottom like a stealth attack submarine. If you need to resurface simply blow air (from anywhere) to expel the liquid and you will rise back to the surface. The next step is to instal sonar technology and torpedo bays so you can locate and destroy other swimmers in the fast lane.

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.